Tuesday, August 21, 2007

My husband not come home last night

is what my sister heard in the elevator at the casino where we were staying in Vegas. A nervous woman, speaking broken english was trying to figure out what floor the casino was located, because according to her, "We checkin' out today and my husband not come home last night". I was trying to imagine what kind of things I would do to my husband had I spent the night alone in a Vegas hotel room because he not come home. I wondered if this man squandered away their savings, raked it in at the poker table, or spent the night in the arms of a Vegas Stripper. If it's true, Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, I believe my exman would be stayin' in Vegas.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He might be singing.

Oh Oh Oh Oh

staying alive

staying alive