Saturday, July 28, 2007

Trapped

The skinny girl trapped inside me never gets to do anything - or so she whines. The big girl that I am holds her down as best she can, but skinny girl's complaints are endless. Here are a few:

Things she never gets to eat:
Tofu
Most vegetables
Turkey burgers
Protein bars
Bran cereal
Anything baked


Things she never gets to do:
Run
Wear a 2 piece bathing suit
The jelly roll
See her feet
Sit ups

For now, big girl lets her up off the couch for daily walks and an occasional piece of fruit. Maybe it won't be too much longer before skinny girl escapes.

3 comments:

Diana Victoria said...

What exactly is the jelly roll? If you are referring to a dance, I think you mean the tootsie roll?

Perhaps the big girl is subconsciously thinking jelly doughnuts.

and I don't know many skinny people who eat tofu

Loretta Speaks said...

Nice...thanks for the correction. You very funny.

Roses Are Red, Violets are Violet said...

The jelly roll is what happens to my midsection when I dance.