They do exist!

It's true. I saw a real live cowboy this weekend. He was tall, slender, probably in his 70's, and all decked out in authentic cowboy garb. His looks alone didn't qualify him for the real live cowboy label. While getting out of his car (when I retell this story again, I'll remember it as, "while dismounting his horse), at the local Walmart, the cowboy saw a disabled gentleman trying to work a Walmart scooter. He couldn't get it to work, so the cowboy rambled over to him and got his stag running again. They really do exist!