The skinny girl trapped inside me never gets to do anything - or so she whines. The big girl that I am holds her down as best she can, but skinny girl's complaints are endless. Here are a few:
Things she never gets to eat:
Tofu
Most vegetables
Turkey burgers
Protein bars
Bran cereal
Anything baked
Things she never gets to do:
Run
Wear a 2 piece bathing suit
The jelly roll
See her feet
Sit ups
For now, big girl lets her up off the couch for daily walks and an occasional piece of fruit. Maybe it won't be too much longer before skinny girl escapes.
3 comments:
What exactly is the jelly roll? If you are referring to a dance, I think you mean the tootsie roll?
Perhaps the big girl is subconsciously thinking jelly doughnuts.
and I don't know many skinny people who eat tofu
Nice...thanks for the correction. You very funny.
The jelly roll is what happens to my midsection when I dance.
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