Whatever!

Why do men/husbands hold their wives purses like they've been asked to run into the drugstore to buy a big box of kotex? They try and hide it under a coat or at least they would never consider carrying it by the straps. I don't get it. Do men tease each other about these things?

Whatever!

GROSS

It's not enough that the little dog we're keeping for my sis' licks my toddler on the face, I just don't understand why he has to lick her back!! UGH! :(

What is Christmas?

What is Christmas without bows and bells,
What is Christmas without parking lots and malls,
What is Christmas without gifts and sweets,
What is Christmas without patent leather and stocking feet?

It's sharing something worth more than any gift a tree can hold,
Offering peace and life to an empty world.
Being salt and light for everyone around us
This is the true meaning of Christmas!

Is it a sin to use the men's restroom at church if...

...you're not one?!! Yikes! It happened to me today. I left my pew during the invitation to run to the little girls room. I went in to the empty room and took care of my personal business. Just before leaving the stall I heard the door open and another "lady" walk in. I opened the stall door, headed for the sink, and in the mirror saw a reflection of a man, whose back was facing me, in a green shirt standing at a urinal - that up till then had gone unnoticed by me. I WAS IN THE MEN'S ROOM!!!!!! I bolted back into the stall, held my breath and waited for him to leave. I prayed he wouldn't look under the door to see my pointed toe, shiny heels. Did he see me? I do not know, but Jesus did!

I'm sorry Lord!

To much Take Out?

My sister and I pulled up to a local pharmacy drive thru to pick up a prescription. When the pharmacist came to the window and asked "Can I help you?" a little voice coming from the backseat of my car said, "Fry fry, boc boc, pease." Translation: My 2 year old was ordering french fries and chicken nuggets -please!. At least he was polite.

Messy Messy Messy

How is it my little home can go from clean to "do squatters live here?" in less than 24 hours flat? Wait....I know how! I have a toddler!!!!

Relaxation

"Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary" by Louisa May Alcott

There is nothing more relaxing than sitting on a comfy couch, enjoying a cup of hot tea, and chatting with a dear friend. Except for maybe a hot bath without toddler or hubbie interruptions. :)